The Best Pick up Lines

 

 

guy goes up to a girl at bar and puts his finger in his drink then touches his shirt ...

Then he puts his finger in his drink and touches her shirt then says:

let's go to my place and get out of these wet clothes...

 

guy>>: excuse me, can i borrow 60 cents?

girl>>>: why?

guy>>>: so i can call heaven and tell them they've left one of there angels on earth

<man>-- >>>Your name must be Daisy,

because I have the incredible urge

to plant you right here!>>>

 

 

>>>Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's

go screw.>>>

 

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>>>Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

 

 

>>>Can I buy you a drink,

or do you just want the money?>>>

   

 

>>>Roses are red, violets are blue,

I like spaghetti, let's go

>>>screw.>>>

 

 

 

Your body's name must be visa,

because it's everywhere I

want to be.>>>

 

>>>My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going......

>>>Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King;

>>>you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.>>>

 

>>>I enjoy doing maintenance; you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with.>>>

>>>You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb.>>>

 

>>>If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would

be McGorgeous.>>>

 

 

 

 

>>>Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.>>>

 

>>>>>>If you're going to regret this in the morning,

we can sleep until the afternoon.>>>

 

>>>Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.>>>

 

>>>If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.>>>

 

>>>I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?>>>

 

  

>>>If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg

Christmas, could I visit you between the Holidays?>>>

 

 

>>>You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book,

so what's one more going to hurt?>>>

 

 

>>>I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?>>>

>>>My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.>>>

 

>>>Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a

Koala.>>>

>>>Hey baby, I'm like American Express; you don't want to leave home without me.>>>

 

 

>>>Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.>>>

>>>Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you'll be

screaming it all night long.>>>

 

>>>Hi, my name is Skippy. Like the peanut butter I

stick to the roof of your mouth.>>>

 

>>>Hi, my name is Pogo. Want to jump on my stick?>>>>

 

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