The Best Pick up Lines

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  <man>--"Just don't ever lose it."

<woman>--"What's that?"

<man>--"My heart, I saw your face and instantly knew it belonged to

you."

 

<man>--"Did it hurt?"

<woman>--"Did what hurt?"

<man>--"When you fell from heaven..."

 

<man>--"Please, tell me that you're a doctor!"

<woman>--"Why?"

<man>--"Because my heart is racing, my palms are sweating, and there's a

pain in my chest. Either I'm having a heart attack, or you're the love

of my life."

<waiter>--"Miss, the gentleman over there asked me to bring you this

glass of milk."

<woman>--"But I'm not drinking milk..."

<waiter>--"He thought you must, since milk does a body good."

 

<man>--"Would you mind giving me a lift to the zoo?"

<woman>--"Why's that?"

<man>--"It WOULD be the best place to love you like a wild animal,

wouldn't it?"

<man>--"I DON'T want to know your sign!"

<woman>--"Why's that?"

<man>--"Don't care when you were born, just when our first baby will

be."

 

<man>--"Was your father a thief?"

<woman>--"No, why?"

<man>--"I think he stole the stars from the heavens to put in your

eyes."

 

<man>--"I didn't sit behind you in math class, did I?"

<woman>--"No, I don't think so, why?"

<man>--"I'd hate to have pulled the pigtails of such an incredible

woman."

<man>--"May I take your arm?"

<woman>--"Why would you do that?"

<man>--"I thought we could go splashing through puddles, and leaping at

rainbows....just like the lovers I want us to be."

 

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<man, at supermarket checkout>--"Why don't we use aisle one?"

<woman>--"We both have too many items."

<man>--"They'll understand, when I tell them I'm taking you home to

bed." 

 

 

<man>-"Sorry, i have a twitch in my eye. (wink)"

"That sweater looks nice on you but it would look nicer crumpled up

beside my bed." 

<man>-"Hey, what's wrong with you? You're treating the other women unfairly!"

<woman>-"What do you mean?"

<man>-"Well, when God was dishing out beauty,

you must have taken everyone else's."

 

"I have 24 hours to live, will you sleep with me?"

 

"I knew milk did a body good, but baby how much have you been drinkin?!?"

 

 "Excuse me is your last name "Gillette?...because you are the best a man can get!"

 

"My name isn't Fred Flinstone but I can still make your bed rock!"

  

"OH!!! Its a good thing God gave me 2 hearts because one of them just

stopped beating."

 

<man>-(tapping woman on shoulder)-"Oh, Im sorry. I've never touched an Angel before."

(flipping up tag on her shirt)-"Yes, Just like I thought....

Made in heaven."

 

<man>-"Excuse me, but I'm writing a phone book...May I have your number?"

Do you sleep on your stomach? May I?

 

<man>-"Oh my --- you have purple hair.! "(result--believe it or not--she married him)

 

"I miss my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?"

 

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

 

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

 

 

"Excuse me, I ordered sweetened tea, could you stick your finger in it?"

 

<man>-"You know, I was just standing here, trying to figure out a way so that in the alphabet, U and I could be together."

<man>-"You be my dairy queen, I'll be your Burger King--you treat me

right, and I'll do it your way right away."

 

<man>-"I'll bet your dress was made by the VISA corporation."

<woman>-"Why's that?"

<man>-"Because it's EVERYWHERE I want to be!"

 

"If you were a new hamburger at Mcdonald's, you would be McGorgeous."

"If you were a tear drop, I wouldn't cry because I'd be afraid of losing

you."

 

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