The Best Pick up Lines

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  Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

 

If I told you you had a beautiful chest,

would you hold it against me?

 

You look like the type of girl who's heard every line in the book...

so what's one more?

Do you want to come see my hard drive?

I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

 

You make my software turn into hardware.

 

That's a nice dress...

could I talk you out of it?

 

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

 

Why don't you come sit on my lap,

and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

I am a

Looking for a

ZIP Code

  

Sex is a killer... want to die happy?

I looked up beautiful in a thesaurus today and your name was included.

Was your dad a king for a day?

He must have been to make a princess like you.

" How was heaven when you left?

I like your legs so much I'm going to name them.

This one is Christmas and this one is New Years.

Can I see you in between the holidays?

Do you believe in love at first sight... or do I have to walk by again?

 

Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

 

I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?

 

Sit on my lap and let's get things straight between us.

  

I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.

 

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.

 

That's a nice smile you've got, it's a shame it's not all you're wearing!

I love every bone in your body. Especially mine!

 

You are the reason fools fall in love.

You know you might be asked to depart soon, you're making the other chatters look bad.

 

Hey baby, are you wearing space underwear tonight?

Because your ass is out of this world!

 

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

 

All those curves, and me with no breaks.

 

 

<man> Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute?

I want to remember you for my dreams.

<man>- I hope the word of the day is legs,

because I would sure like to spread the word.

 

<man>- Your daddy must be a baker??

<Woman> Why ???

Because you've got a nice set of buns.!!!

I know milk does a body good,

but DANG how much have you been drinking?

Let's do some math add one bed,

subtract some clothes,

divide some legs and multiply

 

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