The Best Pick up Lines

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Got any Irish in you, want some?

There are 265 bones in the human body, want one more.

<man>-- >>>Let's play house,

you can be the door and i'll slam you all night.!!

 

Do you have a mirror in your pocket ??

Because I can sure see myself in your pant's.!!

I must be lost !!

I thought paradise was further east !!

 

>>>Is there a airport near by because my heart is taken off. >>>

 

 

>>>Help the homeless, take me home with you. >>>

 

 

Man>>>Do you know the difference between a blow job and a big mac?

Woman >>> No!

Man>>> You wanna' have lunch tomorrow? >>>

>>> The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

>>>

Man>>> As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass?

Woman>>> No.

Man>>> Damn!

Man.>>>shall I walk by again???

 

>>>Damm girl, you have more curves than a race track. >>>

>>> Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. .>>>

 

>>> Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? .>>>

 

>>>Wow! Are those real? >>>

 

>>>>>> If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses,

you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

 

 

Man>>>Dang you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!.>>>

 

>>>If you were a car I would ride you all over town !!!.>>>

 

Man>>>Miss, do you give head to strangers?

Woman >>> No.

Man>>> Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. >>>

  

Man>>>There are a lot of fish in the sea,

but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

 

 

>>>

Man>>> Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex?

Woman >>> [Slap]

Man>>> HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza>>>

 

>>>Can I flirt with you? >>>

 

>>>I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day ...

But I'm a sex machine by night! >>>

 

>>> There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. .>>>

>>> You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my normal pick-up line..>>>

 

>>> What is a slut like you doing in a classy place like this?

OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a slum like this? .>>>

Man>>>Excuse me, want to dance?

Woman>>> NO !!!

Man>>> Maybe you didn't hear me... I said you look really fat in those jeans!

 

Man >>>Excuse me, want to dance?

Woman>>>NO !!!

Man >>> Oh com on Lower you're standards !! I did !!!

 

Man>>>Haven't we met before?

Woman>>>> Yes I work at the VD clinic !!!!!!

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