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Your ass is soo fine it's a shame you sit on it

 
Did you have fun? (She says 'when') Oh, sorry, that was just a fantasy!

Hey Babe,are ya Jamaician,cuz ya jmakin me crazy!

You must be a parking ticket, 'cuz you have Fine written all over you

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.

So, would you smile for me?

just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven  

Just where do those legs of yours end?

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae

Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat

Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink.

Girl: Why?

Guy:I looked at you and dropped mine.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

  You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

  Guy: Excuse me, is your father a meat burglar?

Girl: Well, no. Why?

Guy: Because it looks like he stole two fine Christmas hams and stuck em in

the back of your dress.

Your name should be Campell's,

cuz you are mmm mmm good.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag

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