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I had a dream about you last night.
Would you like to make it a reality?
Can I be your slave for tonight?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Wouldn't we look cute on top of a wedding cake together?
Would you be my love buffet?
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
Do you wash your panties with Windex?
Because I keep seeing myself in
them
I'm an American Express lover
You shouldn't go home without
me!
How about you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet
clothes?
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by
morning.
Today has been a dark cloud, would you care to be the silver lining?
I want to bear all your children !!
If life is a meat market, you're prime rib !!
Are you religious? Because I'm the answer to all your prayers!
Fall
In Love For All The Right Reasons
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
That shirt looks very becoming on you, of course if I were on you I’d
be coming too.
Hi, my name is Frank. How do you like me so far?
That's a nice blouse !! Can I talk you out of it?
My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of
here!
Which is easier? Getting into those pants, or getting out of them?
Would you like to star in movies?
I would say I like you, but you'd think I was trying to pull a fast
one.
(Man says)Hiya we're both here at this bar for the same
reason
(Woman acswers)Your right Let's pick up
some chicks
(guy) What sign were you born under?
(gal) No parking
(guy) Your place or mine?
(gal) Both! You go to yours and I'll go
to mine.
(guy) So what do you do for a living?
(gal) I'm a female
impersonator
(guy) I'd go through anything for you
(gal) Good! Let's start with your bank
account
That's a nice smile you've got.
it's a shame it's not all you're
wearing!
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