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 Hey you are so beautiful you should be embalmed


Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?


Hi what's a gal like you doing in a nice place like this?


At the office copy machine. Reproducing ?


I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.


Hi I love you lets get married !!!


You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.


Can I see your tan lines?


Pardon me are you in heat ??


How can you tell if these things are ripe?


I am like Miller Light!! tastes great less filling.


Are you busy tonight at 2:00 A.M.?


If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.


(guy) Haven't I seen you someplace before?

(gal) Yes thats why I moved


(guy) Your body is like a temple

(gal) Sorry, there are no services today!!


Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy or will I do?


I have had to much to drink and you are starting to look good to me.


The wine is much better at ny place


(guy) I would go to the end of the world for you

(gal) Yes, but would you stay there?


Hey cutie, how about you and I hitting the hot spots ??


If I could see you naked I could die a happy man
!!!


I am here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy !!


I want to give myself to you.


I know how to please a woman !!


I'd like to call you. What's your number?"


The word of the day is legs


I have the tine if you have the place !!


Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.


Hi I am a football player and I want to tackle you !!!


Hi there I an a hockey player and I want to board you !!


Hi there I am a baseball player and I want to slide into you !!


You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case


 

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