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Mind if I stare at you up close instead of
from across the room?
Hi are those really yours?
To the bar Maid: What time do you get off and how?
We have got to keep meeting like this.
Hi I make more money than you can spend.
Hi there I am a rich son of a gun.
Hi there I own this town want to party???
I was sitting here holding my smoke when I realized I would rather be
holding you.
Hi there my friend wants to know your name.
Hi there if you've loose your virginity, could I have the box it came
in?
You have pretty eyeballs, of course they'd be better if they were
eyeing my pretty balls.
You're good at math right?
Is 69 a perfect square?
You look like the type of girl who has heard every pickup line in the
book.
So I will not use one....
I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just
ate
Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did
anyway!
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
Overheard in a computer lab:
Just because our computers are
incompatible doesn't mean we are!
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Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
Hi I suffer from amnesia. Do we come here often?
You can bring some friends because my bed fits five.
Excuse me ma’am is that dress felt?
The names Bond... James Bond
(guy)You are No Parking right?
(gal) What ??
(guy)just trying to guess your
sign.
(gal)Waitress pouring a drink Say when!
(Guy) As soon as you get off
work!!!!
Excuse me I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home
together?
Will you marry me for the night ??
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in theworld
??
Whatever you do, don't ever cut your hair!
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever met !!!!
Hello I need your help!
My mother says if I don't get a date
this weekend, she's going to disown me.
You're very easy on the eyes
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