Christmas Pickup Lines for Santa Claus

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I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear anything to bed

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That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!

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Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.

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Screw the nice list

I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

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Wanna join the Mile High club?

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My best toys run on batteries

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I know when you`we been bad or good

So lets get it on

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Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

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Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?

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I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you

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You are what I want for Christmas

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He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh

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Want to go for a midnight ride ???

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Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it

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Wanna see the North pole?

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Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

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