...I only wanted to wish you a Happy Halloween...

(but then things started to happen)

It went like this

...

I got up, and I was thinking about buying you some orange-ish flowers.

Called the florist, and they told me roses DON'T come in orange.

Or orchids. Or anything but mums, and I know you're allergic to those

...

So I scrapped that plan

...

Next thought was that maybe, just maybe, I could have a singing telegram delivered to you at work.

Would have been a great idea, too, but the woman at the singing vampire place fainted,

when I gave her the little song I'd written for you. The manager called me a fiend,

and threw me out. That really hurt my pride

...

When the police had finished with me, after I got revenge on their company van with one of

last year's pumpkin decorations,

I came home and tried to call.

The phone cord got wrapped around the skeleton pieces on the desk.

I lost your number when a draft blew black wax from my candle, onto my little black book.

...

Did you know that not ONE cab driver will transport half a horse (the back half),

twelve miles across the city, with promise of payment next week?

I mean, I look trustworthy. Don't I?

...

There's only one shot left, and I'd just like to say,

writing this page while the neighbor kids egg the house,

I'm glad I at least got online, before some maniac witch cuts the line with her broom

...

Happy Halloween, Pumpkin!

...

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